Ambury farm is a giant farm home to a huge amount of animals where annoying school children come. They come every month to annoy all of us animals. They start to mock and copy our sounds. I bet humans can’t relate to us.

We are animals,  we don’t deserve to be mocked and made fun of, we live on this world as well but these stupid humans I don’t understand, like we are as important as them we give them milk. My fellow sheep friends give you wool. Over that  one of my sisters told me that huumans try to take off all the sheep’s clothes there robbing them in bright daylight and the worst part there is putting them IN THEIR LEGS so disgusting ew.

My whole fam was just chilling mooing pooping whenever we wanted to, cow stuff you know. Then a whole group of kid huumans came and started trying to scare us and mock us. They were so weird, especially that really tall one calling us cute over and over again. Every-time we were yawning they would copy us and I think they were trying to make an opera. It was super bad to be honest, they even made my brother poop with such bad singing.

After a while another group of huuumans came they were pulling out grass  and putting it in their dirty hand expecting us to eat it, ok maybe we did but that is not the point they were so disgusting that same tall girl came saying ‘oh my god yoou are sooo cute’ i think her friend was calling her something like baarlee but maybe she wasn’t the tall, maybe I need glasses.

 Finally some peace and quiet, no huumans and no people touching me with their dirty hands. Maybe I should get something  to eat and poop at the same time. I’m so cool.

poem:
Roses are red, violets are blue, huumans: leave me alone, especially that short  girl, you know who!

Long ago about a million years ago, there was a world that no one could imagine, everyone was rude and mean, no one ever cared about anyone. Only one person knew about being nice? It was a normal school girl named Barleen.

Barleen was always hiding how she felt because that was the rule of the world: you can never show nice emotions. Barleen felt that she could help the world and make a difference. She went down to the basement to find a lab coat for the experiment of the nice potion. She really needs a better name for that but yes I found the lab coat and found this big round bowl. Is this a Cauldron? It looks old, maybe  I can make the potion in here?

Barleen added water in the Cauldron and thought what is I can put lots of stuff that will make people nice or maybe I can make a word like ki-nd-ness yea kindness, was a great word. She decided that maybe unicorn slime would make people shiny and kind and maybe some kids toys that are magical.
Barleen went back home went to the Cauldron and dropped all the stuff she bought from Kmart she thought maybe she should add, sweet milk or chocolate milk she went to New World And bought 10 bottles of milk and went back home and pounded the milk in it got all of my face I got a giant pencil and stirred and stirred till it was liquidity.

Barleen thought what if she freezes it and makes it into a meteor and then launches into space and it will change the world she started freezing it right away. One month later she checked on it and it was done.

She called up NASA right away and they took the meteor and brought it into space. They launched it, and it took a few hours like 100 hours to reach the sea. It made the biggest splash in history when she looked at the NASA workers. They had a smile on their face IT WORKED THE METEOR WORKED that was the end of the cruel world welcome kindness.

Long ago there was a disease that struck animals. Whatever the animal looked like they got merged with.Today Thursday November 2022 someone saw an animal in the forest that was very odd, they got close up on it they saw a llama mixed with a deer ? The animal looked like it was still alive after the disease closed.Now the new name is Deerlla because of the odd mix, the animal scientists took the ‘Deerlla’ for examination in the lab room they brought it all sorts of food to see it’s diet and took close looks of what the abilities of the animal, they found all the information they needed to tell the public of how dangerous the animal and its lifestyle.

The diet of the Deerlla contains very exotic foods found in certain jungles and from certain countries like Hakarl-rotten shark, grilled dog and cat meat. It has a very strict diet and if the Deerlla sees you taking your food away it will not end well for you. The Deerlla eats ten kgs of food daily when the Deerlla eats the weight does not increase only the strengths. Most of the food it eats is shipped daily and each cargo lot spends 800,000 dollars per cargo and 500,00 for tax. To own a Deerlla you would have to be a billionaire.

The Deearlla’s abilities are long distance spit, high jump, and super speed. Often the abilities are used to protect its food family and itself ,most think the spit is useless but say when a human is charging at the Deerlla it can use its spit to blind the attacker or use the force of it to make them fall over . The  high jump is a power that allows the Deerlla to dodge its attackers by jumping high and escaping fast , the other thing the Deerlla uses it for is taking a big leap and landing straight on the attacker or predator. The last ability of the Deerlla is super speed; it is mostly used when something is chasing it or the Deerlla is out scavenging for food.

The Deerlla’s weaknesses are sandy savanna and places very hot. The Deerlla is a cold blooded animal and is only suited for the cold, weather in forests is great for the Deerlla it helps it keep control. If you ever see the Deerlla in hot weather you must help get water lots of cold items you can even dump ice. No one knows why the Deerlla is not capable of being in sand or hot weather. Most think that it is because of the temperature in the body or just in general.

Overall the Deerlla is a lovely animal and it is expensive and rare to see whenever you see a Deerlla or any animal in general, always help it because helping an animal will help you in the future.

Halloween is a day where everyone is scared and dressed up, a day where kids rot their teeth. The day of the devil it is a fun and spooky holiday where you get lots of treats and toothbrushes.

Halloween is a day where kids and adults can be free and dress up anything they want. They get to eat as many treats as they want. It has a very fun energy. It is all about celebrating the scary And of being free and being who you are. It was normally a celebration of the devils death.

People dress as none scary things like princesses and fairies but some keep the scary spooky theme. Some though do not celebrate halloween for personal reasons or just not a fan of dress up and candy. Dressing has been a big part of the holiday and it is the main part of why kids do it because not everyday you get to dress up as anything you want.

One other part people love about halloween is is the candy it is loved for its sweetness no one really nones why people give out candy but is a belief that it is for the people to rot their teeth but kids just think that is for them just to be nice.Some parents dont want to give candy out to rot children’s teeth and give them toothbrushes or other stuff to keep their teeth safe.

Overall Halloween  is a fun holiday and it is just a holiday where people just want to be themselves and just dress up and eat candy for it is just up to you if you like it or not everyone has there on opinion

There are lots of Maori beliefs from centuries ago, that some people think are real and fake but no one knows if they are real. Lots of parents read these beliefs when their children were little. I chose this because at out school it bis Māori language week. 

There is one specific Maori belief that always catches my attention: that belief is the Fire Queen. It is believable but not so at the same time it is not so much. The queen has fire on all of her fingers and toe nails all together 10 small fires on each of her nails, her hair in the shape of fire the same colours she had a fire tattoo on her chin, bright red flaming lips ,red bold eyes and big bushy eyebrows. 

Soon Māui came to the Fire women every day to ask her if he could borrow the fire the fire women said yes because she didn’t know what he was doing with them, when Māui took the fires of her nails of he would go the the river and drops the fire one by one and drops the fires in when the Fire Queen found out she was furious so when he asked for the last fire she had she said no and the one fire was enough for everyone.

Overall there are lots of good beliefs but this one is my favourite cause it shows kindness and rudeness.

Where would I hide one of the tallest animals, a giraffe? Hmm I would hide my giraffe near my house cause then I could ride it but if I tried hiding her in my house we would have a giant whole in our roof so the house idea was scrapped. What other places could you put a giraffe, maybe a zoo? nah then they wont let me ride her then. Thinking of where to hide a giraffe is hard because if it was a dog I could keep it in my home but it is not and it is one of the tallest in the world.

Maybe if we are hiding it I could put it in a giant rocket ship but at the same time that will be over millions I could hide it in a 8 foot car but then we can’t travel we would break things above us. Maybe if we weren’t hiding it we could just put a saddle on her with a ladder and ride her around town, park her in the dairy and bring a palm tree with us so when I will be at school she could eat with her long purple tongue.

Then the rocket idea is still open. We can make a custom rocket built for the best animal on earth. The rocket would be a couple millions but I could email the richest man to give us some money for our lovely pet giraffe. It is going to take lots of metal but we are learning about metal so that would be no worries about that but where would we get it hm I will think about where to get it another time.

Overall keeping a pet giraffe is easy but if you try to hide her, will be practically impossible but not if you are super rich and you can afford a custom built rocket. 

Friends yea friends people people that are kind and be around you or they can be backstabbing traitors but let’s not talk about that. If you want the perfect friend group you will need four people or more, you will need to make complex potions because in every group there is one brave and confident one and the rest kind.So we need to make two potions that will make the perfect friends. 

First you will need exotic items that only will be found in Barbie’s Dream house, the portal can be found on the pink mountain where Roblox CEO goes. The first thing you would need is two very kind brains that come from pink mushrooms in the valley of farts. When you get those you will need lots of good memories and four kind souls trapped in a bottle. Then you will need A meteor shower of kindness that will be on top of Barbie’s house. You need some candy to make three of your friends extra sweet then that will be done for the first potion. 

The second one is a little different from the first one on this one you need some rudeness and mean and confidence and some lava milk instead of sweet like for the first one, you would need to go to a different dimension called Tickle Tourcher where you can find all the mean and rude stuff but you need to add some candy to make her sweet. When you find the tickle road you will see a lava pool you get a bucket and scoop it up and when you get all your things when your done go back to your lab get two culdurins and put pour your sweet milk in the first one then crack all your rainbow eggs into it crunch all the candy in it it could make big bubbles then add all your other things stir the potion fro 1h then it should be rainbow if it is then you are done.

For the last one you will need to be very careful because all the items you gathered could easily burn your fingers off. Take your lava and pour all of it in slowly so it doesn’t go out. When you are done that add all your other evil items cracked if you do not do that it will not work so when you have cracked it , take the left overs of candy pour that in the pot so it can work the stir that one with something that doesn’t burn then when all the items have vanished you are done.

Now if it does not work then sad luck but I got my perfect friends and I hope you will too.

Do you know a country that won over 100 medals in the 2016 Olympics and won 11 medals in the Commonwealth? Well the name is Jamaica it is a small country but has lots of power. It has more than four major mountain ranges, and Jamaica is an island that sits over a large underwater mountain. A third of Jamaicans live in a place called Kingston and the population is 590,00.

Jamaica joined the Commonwealth in 1930 and has been competing in the games since 1934 and has won 105 medals in total, and holds six commonwealth world records. 

When it comes to track and field running there are lots of athletes but there is one that stands out the most, Usain Bolt the faster track runner in Jamaica and the world and holds the world record of the 100 metre race the last time we have seen Bolt was in the 216 Olympics where he came first but he had a major hamstring stretch but he is still a legend and we will always be to Jamaica.

So overall Jamaica is a very good country when it comes to sports, and I wish I could visit and explore Jamaica.

Do you know what a tessellation is ? No well I can teach you it is like a pattern that goes on and on. It can be made out of anything but it has to be symmetrical if it is not it won’t work and it won’t be a tessellation, it is like art but mixed with Geometry so it is like maths art. If you are bored it is a great idea but you can rage. 

Art is great more when it is mixed with maths. Our class made fish Tessellation art, the steps are pretty easy when you watch a video. First you needed to cut out a square even though that was hard for some people because if it was not perfect it wouldn’t work. Then you work hard to make a semi circle and cut it out then use it as a template to make one right under it then make a triangle on the bottom then translate it to the top and then tape everything up, then you’re gonna be done with your template.

 When you’re done with the fish template you get a hard white paper and trace your fish over all over the paper then you use Sharpie to go over the fish when we watercolour so it won’t leak out. It is gonna look very good if your pen is all over the fish.

So overall art was really fun and it helped me make my patiences  a little bigger. It was really good except for the shapes parts that made me rage so if you are bored make a tessellation it does not have to

be a fish it was great and you should try too. 

Have you ever gone to swimming lessons for free? Well, I have in fact I went this week with my class! We learnt so many cool things. I even met my old couch three years ago. What a coincidence. I will tell you all about my day at swimming and what happened in the bus hehe.

On Wednesday it was our first lesson of swimming class, which was pretty late but all of us were still excited when it was time for us to go. Everyone was so excited and was screaming. Our bus was a little late for us, but it came a few minutes later. We hopped into the bus or you could say van. The whole van was singing Wheels On The Bus. I was laughing so hard cause it sounded so bad we when the song ended we arrived at the Manurewa Leisure Centre , the door opened and we rushed out like we were stuck in there for years. The other Piwakawaka were still not done with their lesson so the girls and boys went into the changing rooms. I was really uncomfortable in my togs when we all came out the class was done so it was time for us to go in.

 We went in from the side and sat down at the edge of the pool. It was nice and warm. We had to sit down so the couches could teach us how to go into the pool safely and not get hurt. They handed out goggles to people who didn’t have them. I was one of them. We turned on our side and put our hand on the edge and turned into the pool slowly. We put our backs against the wall and we needed to do some swimming so the couches could put us in groups. I got put in group one where they showed us how put kicks should be. MY COUCH WAS MY COUCH FROM THREE YEARS AGO it was so weird but I didn’t remember his name but I remember his face his name was Lyle like Kyle but with a L.

First we started of kicking there was a bar beside us and we helped that and we were kicking my legs got tired but I kept going then Lyle told up to get up and he said we would hold our legs and change the flow of how it should be he told me to put more force in mine then we saw and he said that is better put more force just the others put to much force I was teh opposite. Then after that we walked in the water with our hands on our head I thought it would be easy but it was not it was way harder than it looked I still came first and in no time the class what finished we went back to our changing rooms and the showers were on so we had a mini shower we went in the bus and I fell asleep fast and lots of other people to.

Ok now let’s talk about the bus driver. The old one was really strict and didn’t even let us play games and talk. It kept me quiet at all times. But this driver was a little nicer it let us talk and play hand games but when we were coming back so many people were screaming and the weren’t even listening to Mr Wong the bus driver yelled at us to be quiet and listen to out teacher then we came back to school my friend woke me up from the sleep but I still heard everything but I didn’t open my eyes just in case I will get in trouble .

So overall Swimming was very fun but we still have lots more days to go we learnt so much stuff and had so much fun and I am really glad I got to go and if you get a opportunity to go swimming for free you should do it you would definitely not regret so yes overall it was great and my excited for my next lessons.