We all don’t want to go to space, right? Maybe just me, but if under any circumstances I did have to go to space (Mars in particular), I know exactly what I would bring. (Other than necessities of course.)

My wife is amazing, she is my favourite person in the whole world. I need her at all times. I bought a cardboard cutout of my wife that I will take with me to Mars. It’s probably a necessity but my wife is a luxury, because I am so lucky to have such a beautiful lady in my life.

I obviously need a chair, but I LOVE padded wheely chairs, so I’m bringing a $3,000 Adjustable Chair, in the colour Vintage Belon Black. This chair is a beautiful oak chair, filled with high density foam, and detailed with brass nails. It is approximately 700x830x1100mm, the perfect size. Seriously though, it would be so fun to have less gravity, because I can be on Mars, while jumping on a chair!!

If you have a chair, you need a table, so, I need a table, so I can work in space! So why not bring a $660 80kg Atlantic oak table that can fold up into a stack, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!? I love my wheely chairs, but if I have a table, I can do work in space! Or sit in the air with my table and chair, hugging the cardboard cutout of my wife, and I would close my eyes and think about my love.

I am a very specific person, so I don’t think anyone would really bring the same thing, but I know what I love, and I love my wife (and wheely chairs) but without her i feel broke like I’m half of a whole, without her I’ve got no hand to hold, without her I feel torn like a sail in a storm, hence why I need the cardboard cutout of my wife