A recipe for Souls

Ingredients:

• Pettiness.

• Bodies (Animal, humans, not specific your choice).

• Personality (Rude, Ugly, Good, don’t care).

• Quiet and loud voices.

• Brain/thoughts (Dumb, smart, also don’t care).

• Tears of children (All ages are accepted).

• Knives (Long or sharp, your choice but long and sharp is recommended).

• Poison (Animal poison, snakes and bats are recommended).

• Dead roses (Make sure they’re black and red, other colours will leave you with a disaster).

• Water.
• Blood (anything works, human blood will give you better results).

method: 

Step 1: Steal a witch’s cauldron and put it on top of a fire. 

Step 2: Put a cup of pettiness and then add 777 of your dead roses. This helps by making your souls a lot uglier.

Step 3: Make sure your ingredients are crushed before adding 2 gallons of Blood, stir until lightly boiled.

Step 4: Shower your knives in the cauldron, although you can’t actually shower it you can throw them in there.

Step 5: Mash 185 grams of Poison, 60 gallons of Brains and thoughts, a dash of voices and cook for 5-6 hours.

Step 6: Pour the spells into your floors, draw 7 stars around your house and then wait 7 minutes.

Step 7: Souls will start appearing and then will guard you and your house for eternity.

Step 8: Share this recipe with no one. It must be kept a secret, sharing it will lead to the end of your life. Don’t risk it.

Your results will end up like this but it’s guarding your house.