The Poor Eyesight Pig

 

Today a group of children came to look at me and the other animals. I wasn’t interested in them though, I was interested in scratching my back on a tree.

 

While the children were looking at the other animals I was thinking of scratching my back on the side of the gate.  I was thinking of how good a back scratch would be right now so I decided to escape.  I didn’t know how I was going to do it but I knew I was intelligent enough to escape.  And then it clicked in my head I could get over the wall and go through the patch in the fence, perfect!  Before the children came I did my plan and got the back scratch I deserved.

 

All the children were looking at me but I didn’t care.  I overheard one of the adults saying to not go near me or pat me, I didn’t know why but I think it was because me and my friends normally would bite humans fingers off but other then that I don’t know why else they wouldn’t be able to pat me?  I was enjoying my back scratch quite a lot but I wanted to move to see if any other spots would be better than the gate, and then I found it. A tree! The best thing to scratch my head and back on it so good I didn’t want to stop as the back scratches felt so good but I had to start moving again.

 

After a bit I noticed the children sort of walking really fast but I most likely saw wrong as I have poor eyesight so I am probably seeing wrong but I am pretty sure I saw right.  I looked away for about a minute.  All of a sudden the children were all on top of the sort of hill thing, I think they’re taking something called a photo. I’m not too sure if I’m correct but I’ve heard people say “let’s take a photo” that’s why I assume they are taking a photo.

 

At the end of the day they finally left, they were so loud but overall  I enjoyed my afternoon back scratches, the children were alright but not my favourite.

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