Ingredients:
- An eruption of disappointment from your parents
- A sprinkle of being annoying to your friends
- A hint of being really dumb
- A shower of being stinky
- A tornado of clumsiness
- A hurricane of idiocy
- Rainbow showers of bad choices
Method:
Step 1: First pour in the shower of stickiness into a bowl
Step 2: In a separate bowl pour in half of the bad choices
Step 3: In the first bowl pour in the hurricane of idiocy
Step 4: In the second bowl pour in the eruption of disappointment from your parents
Step 5: Slowly whisk the first bowl than add the second bowl and than start adding the other half of bad choices
Step 6: After add the tornado of clumsiness
Step 7: Add a hint of being really dumb
Step 8: Add a sprinkle of being annoying to your friends
Step 9: Whisk it all together and put it in the fridge and eat it to be a failure.
I like the strong words you used in your recipe. I think you could maybe make the steps a bit longer because it feels like the sentences is unfinished.
love this writing! You have such an amazing vocabulary! I love reading your posts Kathleen
I am sure this recipe will explode in the kitchen. In fact it will probably end of man kind. Great work.