I was walking to my bedroom, ready to go to sleep, but when I walked into the room, there was a horrifying, preposterous, heinous stench! And then I saw it. A green, brown monster and it had a hunchback, and a foul, stinky rotten-egg smelling gas emitting from its body. I yelled in agony, as any normal person would do.
It heard me, stared at me and I darted away and started running while it chased me around the entire house, it started throwing its poop at me while I was crying and running for my life, the smell was so bad I passed out and I woke up in my bedroom, looking exactly like the fart monster and a putrid gas emitting from my body, have I become the Fart Monster?