“OMG! This guy is crazy in the head” I screamed as I saw Banjo, the mad scientist, skating in a crater near the volcano to “waste time”. I would actually say he’s wasting his life. His name is in fact Banjo. It’s not some funny name we gave him, it was his name on his birth certificate. He is 25 years old and still in college. He is wearing a brown blazer with a polka dot shirt inside, and no undies inside his pants but on the outside. Even worse, his hair is a big mohawk with some science goggles on his eyes. He likes to wear HUGE platforms from Dr. Martens. Don’t be surprised because he even wears eyeliner all around his eyes. Banjo is extremely crazy, he has agoraphobia, he also has megalophobia. That means he is afraid of huge crowds and big items. He also is very boring and only uses big words people can’t even understand. He is very smart and also shy around stage speaking. His favourite thing to do in the middle of the night is to Skateboard in craters on the local volcano. He has an IQ of a whopping 230 and is the preeminent forensic scientist in the world. That is to show how crazy, smart and intelligent he is but sometimes he can be a bit self obsessed but a person is a person and he still has feelings.