Ingredients:

• A teacher that you hate
• Evilness
• Hate
• Bubblegum
• Salt
• Oil/banana peel
• Nail
• Talking over the teacher 
• destroy their shoes
• Fake lizard on their neck
• Onion apple 
• Orange garlic
• Garlic salt instead of bath salt 
• Fake call the police
• Fake Oreo
• Soap cake

Method:

Warning: if you get caught this may cause serous injury or death ( by your parents )

Step 1: find a teacher that you hate  

Step 2: chew on a bubble gum for 10-15 minutes then put it in there hair ( try to be sneaky ) 

Step 3: when they are looking away put salt in there coffee

Step 4:when they are talking on the phone and not looking, put a banana peel in front of them so they slip.

Step 5: get a nail and go to the staff parking before they leave and pop their tire with a nail.

Step 6: when the teacher is talking, talk over them on purpose.

Step 7: get a permanent marker and when they take their shoes off to relax draw on them.

Step 8: when they are looking away, put a lizard on their neck.

Step 9: get an onion and paint it red so they think it’s an apple and then they bite on it.

Step 10: get a garlic and paint it orange so it looks like a mandarin and your teacher peels it and eats it.

Step 11: when your teacher is looking away, switch their bath salt in their purse with garlic salt.

Step 12. When your teacher is busy, take her phone and fake call 911.

Step 13. Get an Oreo, switch the cream with toothpaste and give it to her.

Step 14. When it is your teacher’s birthday instead of a real cake, give her a soap cake.

Step 15(this might happen). when your teacher leaves PARTY!!!!!

Have you ever done tree planting? Well some of us went to kimber road in Bombay to do tree planting on Wednesday 10th of August . Jocelyn, Mark and their dog Rosie owned the farm. At 9:00 am we got on the bus and went there. It was a 35-40 mins drive. On the bus it was kinda boring but not that much. We were all excited to plant there.

When we arrived we all saw a dog named Rosie. We were all excited and patted it. Then Linzi from Trees for Survival told us all the instructions. We also had a little snack before we went on the farm and planted. It was a short walk to the farm and when we got there we got to work. We dug holes and planted lots of trees. At the end we planted six hundred native trees. When we ended we had a little rest and we noticed the hills view cows so much more. 

Then we walked back to the shed. We cleaned our hands and the spades. Then we had the biggest lunch ever there was: samosas,sausages of all kinds, hash brown,nuggets, buns,wraps,eggs,Nutella sandwiches, fruits,marshmallows, cake, lamingtons, icing slabs, raro,milo and lots more. It was probably the best lunch I ever had in my whole life.

The reason that we all did this all was for survival like oxygen and to stop the erosion. We all had the best day ever. That day was amazing.

Do you like swimming or know how to swim? Well on Wednesday 3rd August we went swimming. The John Walker Field of Dreams charity paid for our swimming lessons. We had the lessons at Manurewa Pool and Leisure Centre. We had our swimming bags and our togs, goggles,caps and towels. The bus driver took ages to come and when he finally came we went to the pool.

When we arrived at the pools we got changed into our togs and we were ready to swim. They told us to sit on the edge of the pool and told us how to get in the pool safely. Then Teegan (one of the coaches) told us that we were gonna go from one side of the pool to the other side. Then when we did that 2 after 2 we all had our group numbers. I was in group 1. Our coach’s name was Lyall, he was a boy and he was very nice. 

First he told us to blow bubbles under the water which was easy but when the water gets in your eyes,nose and mouth it gets annoying. Next we practiced kicking with a flutter board and it was fun. Then we tried running in the water. It felt weird like you were stuck in quicksand. Then at last we did a breathing challenge. The first one was mushroom. You had to go down and stay still but my goggles got water in them and miss Griffin fixed them for me. Next we did a normal one which I came 3rd in!

Swimming was so good I loved everything we did in it and all my friends loved it too. Hopefully next time we do a relay race because I love them. I also want to play red light green light because the other group played it and it looks so fun. I can’t wait to come here next time!