A recipe to annoy a teacher
Ingredients:
- A teacher that you hate
- Evilness
- Hate
- Bubblegum
- Salt
- Oil/banana peel
- Nail
- Talking over the teacher
- destroy their shoes
- Fake lizard on their neck
- Onion apple
- Orange garlic
- Garlic salt instead of bath salt
- Fake call the police
- Fake Oreo
- Soap cake
Method:
Warning: if you get caught this may cause serous injury or death ( by your parents )
Step 1: find a teacher that you hate
Step 2: chew on a bubble gum for 10-15 minutes then put it in there hair ( try to be sneaky )
Step 3: when they are looking away put salt in there coffee
Step 4:when they are talking on the phone and not looking, put a banana peel in front of them so they slip.
Step 5: get a nail and go to the staff parking before they leave and pop their tire with a nail.
Step 6: when the teacher is talking, talk over them on purpose.
Step 7: get a permanent marker and when they take their shoes off to relax draw on them.
Step 8: when they are looking away, put a lizard on their neck.
Step 9: get an onion and paint it red so they think it’s an apple and then they bite on it.
Step 10: get a garlic and paint it orange so it looks like a mandarin and your teacher peels it and eats it.
Step 11: when your teacher is looking away, switch their bath salt in their purse with garlic salt.
Step 12. When your teacher is busy, take her phone and fake call 911.
Step 13. Get an Oreo, switch the cream with toothpaste and give it to her.
Step 14. When it is your teacher’s birthday instead of a real cake, give her a soap cake.
Step 15(this might happen). when your teacher leaves PARTY!!!!!