August 25

A recipe to annoy a teacher

Ingredients:

  • A teacher that you hate
  • Evilness
  • Hate
  • Bubblegum
  • Salt
  • Oil/banana peel
  • Nail
  • Talking over the teacher 
  • destroy their shoes
  • Fake lizard on their neck
  • Onion apple 
  • Orange garlic
  • Garlic salt instead of bath salt 
  • Fake call the police
  • Fake Oreo
  • Soap cake

 

Method:

Warning: if you get caught this may cause serous injury or death ( by your parents )

Step 1: find a teacher that you hate  

Step 2: chew on a bubble gum for 10-15 minutes then put it in there hair ( try to be sneaky ) 

Step 3: when they are looking away put salt in there coffee

Step 4:when they are talking on the phone and not looking, put a banana peel in front of them so they slip.

Step 5: get a nail and go to the staff parking before they leave and pop their tire with a nail.

Step 6: when the teacher is talking, talk over them on purpose.

Step 7: get a permanent marker and when they take their shoes off to relax draw on them.

Step 8: when they are looking away, put a lizard on their neck.

Step 9: get an onion and paint it red so they think it’s an apple and then they bite on it.

Step 10: get a garlic and paint it orange so it looks like a mandarin and your teacher peels it and eats it.

Step 11: when your teacher is looking away, switch their bath salt in their purse with garlic salt.

Step 12. When your teacher is busy, take her phone and fake call 911.

Step 13. Get an Oreo, switch the cream with toothpaste and give it to her.

Step 14. When it is your teacher’s birthday instead of a real cake, give her a soap cake.

Step 15(this might happen). when your teacher leaves PARTY!!!!!




Posted August 25, 2022 by sahibjotb_3005 in category Uncategorized

2 thoughts on “A recipe to annoy a teacher

  1. Manveer

    Very nice sahib, but I don’t think the teacher would let you away with this. I love your recipe especially step 15. And I don’t think you can sneak a lizard in class unless you put it in your shirt or your pocket.

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  2. raamk_1009

    Brilliant idea it’s quite interesting

    Pretty cruel pranks but I guess they will work

    And maybe recommend do it in spaces without cameras

    Reply

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