August 25

A recipe to annoy a teacher

Ingredients:

  • A teacher that you hate
  • Evilness
  • Hate
  • Bubblegum
  • Salt
  • Oil/banana peel
  • Nail
  • Talking over the teacher 
  • destroy their shoes
  • Fake lizard on their neck
  • Onion apple 
  • Orange garlic
  • Garlic salt instead of bath salt 
  • Fake call the police
  • Fake Oreo
  • Soap cake

 

Method:

Warning: if you get caught this may cause serous injury or death ( by your parents )

Step 1: find a teacher that you hate  

Step 2: chew on a bubble gum for 10-15 minutes then put it in there hair ( try to be sneaky ) 

Step 3: when they are looking away put salt in there coffee

Step 4:when they are talking on the phone and not looking, put a banana peel in front of them so they slip.

Step 5: get a nail and go to the staff parking before they leave and pop their tire with a nail.

Step 6: when the teacher is talking, talk over them on purpose.

Step 7: get a permanent marker and when they take their shoes off to relax draw on them.

Step 8: when they are looking away, put a lizard on their neck.

Step 9: get an onion and paint it red so they think it’s an apple and then they bite on it.

Step 10: get a garlic and paint it orange so it looks like a mandarin and your teacher peels it and eats it.

Step 11: when your teacher is looking away, switch their bath salt in their purse with garlic salt.

Step 12. When your teacher is busy, take her phone and fake call 911.

Step 13. Get an Oreo, switch the cream with toothpaste and give it to her.

Step 14. When it is your teacher’s birthday instead of a real cake, give her a soap cake.

Step 15(this might happen). when your teacher leaves PARTY!!!!!



August 11

Tree planting

Have you ever done tree planting? Well some of us went to kimber road in Bombay to do tree planting on Wednesday 10th of August . Jocelyn, Mark and their dog Rosie owned the farm. At 9:00 am we got on the bus and went there. It was a 35-40 mins drive. On the bus it was kinda boring but not that much. We were all excited to plant there.

 

When we arrived we all saw a dog named Rosie. We were all excited and patted it. Then Linzi from Trees for Survival told us all the instructions. We also had a little snack before we went on the farm and planted. It was a short walk to the farm and when we got there we got to work. We dug holes and planted lots of trees. At the end we planted six hundred native trees. When we ended we had a little rest and we noticed the hills view cows so much more. 

 

Then we walked back to the shed. We cleaned our hands and the spades. Then we had the biggest lunch ever there was: samosas,sausages of all kinds, hash brown,nuggets, buns,wraps,eggs,Nutella sandwiches, fruits,marshmallows, cake, lamingtons, icing slabs, raro,milo and lots more. It was probably the best lunch I ever had in my whole life.

 

The reason that we all did this all was for survival like oxygen and to stop the erosion. We all had the best day ever. That day was amazing.

August 4

Swimming

Do you like swimming or know how to swim? Well on Wednesday 3rd August we went swimming. The John Walker Field of Dreams charity paid for our swimming lessons. We had the lessons at Manurewa Pool and Leisure Centre. We had our swimming bags and our togs, goggles,caps and towels. The bus driver took ages to come and when he finally came we went to the pool.

 

When we arrived at the pools we got changed into our togs and we were ready to swim. They told us to sit on the edge of the pool and told us how to get in the pool safely. Then Teegan (one of the coaches) told us that we were gonna go from one side of the pool to the other side. Then when we did that 2 after 2 we all had our group numbers. I was in group 1. Our coach’s name was Lyall, he was a boy and he was very nice. 

First he told us to blow bubbles under the water which was easy but when the water gets in your eyes,nose and mouth it gets annoying. Next we practiced kicking with a flutter board and it was fun. Then we tried running in the water. It felt weird like you were stuck in quicksand. Then at last we did a breathing challenge. The first one was mushroom. You had to go down and stay still but my goggles got water in them and miss Griffin fixed them for me. Next we did a normal one which I came 3rd in!

 

Swimming was so good I loved everything we did in it and all my friends loved it too. Hopefully next time we do a relay race because I love them. I also want to play red light green light because the other group played it and it looks so fun. I can’t wait to come here next time!

July 29

The Week in Review

 

Intro

This week was kind of boring for me because I was at home most of the time and the rest at school. So it was an alright week for me.

First day of school

It’s finally here!!! The netball trials are today and I’m very excited, a lot. Today at lunch time we did netball trials. I did my best but I don’t know if I made it in or not. In the afternoon the results finally came and i………MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I was so surprised it was amazing.

I’m on the couch sick

I woke up with a sore stomach and that’s why I didn’t go to school today. The rest of the day I was bored and tired. I was on the couch watching Netflix for a long time, then I went to sleep at 3. I woke up at five and my stomach started aching like there was an earthquake in it. So I skipped tuition because I couldn’t  study because of my headache so I watched Netflix again.

I want to go!

Today is cross country. I begged my parents to let me go to cross country but they didn’t let me go. I was so upset but I agreed that I was still sick. So again I was bored on the couch the whole day again. I did do tuition today but only maths not science and after dinner i took a Panadol and went to bed

Back to school!!

I am Finally back at school and I’m excited. So first we did maths and in maths we were trying to make a triangle with a compass. That didn’t turn out well though so I did it with a protractor and it worked. Next we had a task to make a net of a tetrahedron and it was hard i nearly finished but we had to pack up. Then in the middle block we did inferencing and SSR/RRJ. The last block was amazing because I did te reo Māori first then my favourite P.E. It was about teamwork basically, but it was fun.



June 9

What is a hero

My definition of a hero 

A hero is someone who saves peoples lives. A super hero is someone who always has integrity, is always honest and does the right thing. A hero is someone who stops people from doing the wrong thing. Super heroes are brave and they are not scared of anything , they will do anything to save the world.

Who is my superhero and why

My superhero is Captain America because he is very brave and he has saved a lot of people’s lives. He always shows integrity, he also stops people from doing the wrong thing. Captain America is very honest and he does the right thing. He defeated Thanos and took the infinity gauntlet. He is also the leader of the avengers.

Conclusion 

So Captain America is my favorite superhero. He has saved a lot of lives also the leader of the Avengers.

May 5

Sahibjot Singh’s Life

Early life

 

Sahibjot Singh was born on 30th of May 2011 in England. His parents’ names are Navjot Kaur and Jagtar Singh. He loved taking baths when he was young and he didn’t come out of them in a long time. He always loved Cricket as a kid and also wanted to be one when he grew up. His parents first went to England and then we came to New Zealand, his dad has also been to Malaysia. When he was 9 years old he joined a cricket club called Papakura Cricket Club. In his first year he played so well that he won the MVP trophy of the team. After that he felt so motivated that he will be a cricket player in the future. 

 

1st career

Sahibjot Singh got selected for Auckland Aces in the Super Smash League. He was the best player in the whole league, he had hit 5 centuries in 7 games and had got 20 wickets in 5 games. His team was unbeaten. Later on He did get selected for the under 19 New Zealand team and the World Cup was in six months. In the first game against Sri Lanka he hit 72 not out and he got 3 wickets. He did get man of the match and what a debut he had. Later on he won the World Cup for New Zealand. He also got selected for the IPL and got the most runs and wickets.

2nd Career

After the amazing win in the World Cup he was at a beach and realised that the sea had lots of pollution in it so he created a team called team oceans and started cleaning beaches. Lots of people joined and he created a saying called “the more you donate the more we clean up”. Team oceans kept on going for a lot of time until they cleaned nearly all the beaches in the world. They got popular in a flash of time.

 

Tragic Death

One day when they were cleaning up the Mediterranean Sea their boat started flooding because there was a hole at the very bottom. It was terrible they did try to go to get the lifeboats but because of the big waves there screws got loose and one fell and the other one got a hole in it. Soon the boat sank and they died. His legacy still remained of cleaning beaches and stopping pollution.

April 7

What Makes Me Happy!!!

Intro

Cricket is one of the best sports in the world. Cricket has more than 2.5 billion fan following. In India, Australia,England and New Zealand people are crazy fans of cricket and they play the sport Cricket is my favourite sport as well.

 

Cricket is the best sport in the world( for me ). The reason I love cricket is because it was the first sport that I ever played in my life. The first time I ever played cricket was when I was 2 years old. I still play cricket. I play cricket for Papakura Cricket Club. If you think that cricket is boring I advise you to try it out.I bet you would love it. There are also world cup’s and

tournaments for cricket e.g. IPL, BBl and vitally blast these are national tournaments. In internationals there is the World Cup for ODI and T20. These were the cups and tournaments. There are also matches against  other countries.

 

Whenever I play cricket I feel great and exhausted. If me and my team win a game I feel happy when we lose a game. We feel pretty disappointed but our coach motivates us and says next time if we try hard we will win.

August 15

My superpowers

Do you think you have a superpower? Well I do. I never knew I had one until my friends told me . It is not that type of power that Captain America , Thor or Spider-Man has. It’s actually what’s inside you like your personality or your actions so basically it’s like who you are .

 

My friends say that I am very kind so my first superpower will be kind. People also say that I am a very friendly person so my second superpower will be friendly. My parents say that I am very determined towards my goals. So my third superpower will be determined. My mate’s say that I am very helpful to others as well. So my fourth superpower will be helpful so I have four superpowers.

 

When my friends told me about my superpowers I felt very happy inside. First when they told me I have superpowers I thought I can’t fly or turn invisible. Then they told me that it’s everything inside you. I was really surprised. 

 

I have four super powers kind ,friendly , determined and helpful. Do you think you have super powers? Go and find out.

August 9

Climbing Mt Everest

Ouch! I sprained my ankle in the snow. Mount Everest is very very very high and very very very cold. I had 5 sweaters under me and 7 warm jeans and still I felt freezing. It was getting late so I took out my tent and sleeping bag . I started to make my tent then I heard a growl.

 

 I quickly finished making my tent and went inside since I had endless data from Vodafone so I started watching a movie and then I fell asleep. Next morning I packed up everything and started climbing. I heard footsteps. I looked behind me and saw another person climbing . I said “Hi” and he waved at me . 

 

Then I started climbing up again then I looked behind me and he disappeared. I was shocked but I still kept on climbing. Then I heard a growl, I looked back and saw a bunch of snow leopards. I pulled out my knife and was ready to fight . There were twelve of them so I pulled out my gun and was ready to fire. They charged at me. I fired at them ‘ Bang’ “ bang” “ Bang”. I killed three of them and the rest of them were chasing me. I ran as fast as I could.

 

I tripped and fell face first . Then suddenly I big as snow ball came rolling down. I dodged it but the snow leopards got caught in it . I kept on climbing up. I was only a few kilometers away from the top. The snow nearly reached up to my knees . It was getting late so I pulled out my tent. I made my tent and went inside. The next morning I climbed up again and my legs were numb. After an hour I was a step away from the top. YES I FINALLY REACHED THE TOP !!!!!. I put a flag there with my name on it. After I celebrated I called my boss and in a few hours he came with his helicopter and we flew home. That was the best adventure ever.